I Married A Slob - Lyrics & Chords
Lyrics & Music - David Andrew Johnson
Lyrics
INTRO VAMP
(spoken)
Y'all ready for me to tell you a little story? Hahahahaha
Well this story was told to me
by a nice little woman who lives on my block
And believe it or not
I'm gonna try and sing it for you
using the exact same words
she used to tell me
about the big ol' mess she got herself in.
You ready, . . well here we go!
I Ate A Fryin' Pan For Dinner - Lyrics & Chords
Lyrics & Music - David Andrew Johnson
Intro CHORUS
I ate a fry'in pan for dinner
it wasn't on the menu in my head
(I) ordered it with just a few words
when the words she heard, aint the words I said
I ate a frying pan for dinner
VERSE 1 and Melody
C
f e c g f e c g (or d as last note)
I'm a fair - ly, good guy who is
G
g g a c c/b
most-ly home on time
F G
f e
g f e c g f e c
and she has got, a throw-ing arm
Am D7
c a c a d
the Red Sox would sign
F G
g f e c g g
You bet-ter learn to duck
C
d d c
e/v' ry time